The Airtoons Mailbag O' Fun!
(name): purple magician
(email): withheld
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): Hello, i was on American Airlines flight 134 from Las Vegas to Detriot and while evacuating the aircraft i have seeme to have lost my breifcase of magic tricks. I was wondering if you may have seen it. If so please contact me at once.***
(name): Angrydude
(email): bitch@bitch.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): DUde, fuck you for taking all the comics off and not putting them back on. You are a disgrace to us all. fucker.***
(name): dick
(email): lickme@yahoo.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
(name): skot
(email): skot@att.net
(location): Ca
(url): withheld
(comments): fuck you guys you selfish bastards!!!! you should feel lucky that people would post your stupid fucking comics!!!! get a fuckin life!!!***
(name): Blackbeard the Pirate
(email): withheld
(location): Wyoming
(url): withheld
(comments): Yar! I be Blackbeard! Yar! I shall rape yer horses and ride off on yer women if ye do not surrender me Moon Pies!! Yar!!!***
(name): Maren
(email): withheld
(location): wisconsin
(url): withheld
(comments): send back
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(name): SATAN
(email): withheld
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): i think your hot and i love your website can we hook up I'm desprite!***
(name): Dave Dubson
(email): bloodfangsblood@hotmail.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): You are not funny, talented, or original. How much time have you wasted on this hunk-of-shit site?***
(name): Toast
(email): DisgruntledToast@yahoo.com
(location): Boston, Mass
(url): withheld
(comments): I hate you you piece of shit and I love your sight, but your the coolest fuking guy ever and I think this sight sucks ass. Will you help me?***
(name): Alfred j. Fayed
(email): alfredJ@aol.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): Dear sir, I have reviewed your web site due to a request from my younger brother. He thinks your site is, and I quote:"kickass funny". I must say I do not share his enthusiasm towards your web page. I feel that pages like these will bring the downfall to our american free nation. I am a big fan of a legislature pro internet censorship, and I would cast in the vote for your disturbing web site. Please help our youth live in a utopian but controlled society by reverting your ways. Sincerly, Alfred.***
(email): withheld
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): Hello, i was on American Airlines flight 134 from Las Vegas to Detriot and while evacuating the aircraft i have seeme to have lost my breifcase of magic tricks. I was wondering if you may have seen it. If so please contact me at once.
This is horrible. If anyone has seen his briefcase, please give it to Fantastic Dan and he will ensure its proper return.
(email): bitch@bitch.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): DUde, fuck you for taking all the comics off and not putting them back on. You are a disgrace to us all. fucker.
Hey, any time!
(email): lickme@yahoo.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): YOUR WEBSITE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO DOES YOUR FEEDBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(email): skot@att.net
(location): Ca
(url): withheld
(comments): fuck you guys you selfish bastards!!!! you should feel lucky that people would post your stupid fucking comics!!!! get a fuckin life!!!
Skot! I thank God above for your enlightening email. Believe me, I thank myself every waking hour that I post my OWN comics on my OWN web site! I mean wow. How lucky am I to have myself? I am also now looking into getting a "life" ASAP. Perhaps when I have attained this "life" I will send inaccurate, rude comments to complete strangers and make a fool of myself in the process! Wish me luck!
(email): withheld
(location): Wyoming
(url): withheld
(comments): Yar! I be Blackbeard! Yar! I shall rape yer horses and ride off on yer women if ye do not surrender me Moon Pies!! Yar!!!
Look Blackbeard, I think I speak for everybody when I say I'm getting pretty tired of your shit. I won those Moon Pies fair and square on casino night. Next time bring more doubloons and you wont have to bet your Moon Pies.
(email): withheld
(location): wisconsin
(url): withheld
(comments): send back
NO!!!! Why don't you MAKE ME send back, Maren??
(email): withheld
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): i think your hot and i love your website can we hook up I'm desprite!
Prince of darkness hear me now!!!! I will never fall for your trickery!! (Unless you pay me an insane amount of money and hook me up with Britney Spears.)
(email): bloodfangsblood@hotmail.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): You are not funny, talented, or original. How much time have you wasted on this hunk-of-shit site?
First off, next time please use your real name instead of some made-up wacko name like Dave Dubson. Secondly, I don't know, I haven't been keeping track. My bad.
(email): DisgruntledToast@yahoo.com
(location): Boston, Mass
(url): withheld
(comments): I hate you you piece of shit and I love your sight, but your the coolest fuking guy ever and I think this sight sucks ass. Will you help me?
You, my friend, are dysfunctional beyond help.
(email): alfredJ@aol.com
(location): withheld
(url): withheld
(comments): Dear sir, I have reviewed your web site due to a request from my younger brother. He thinks your site is, and I quote:"kickass funny". I must say I do not share his enthusiasm towards your web page. I feel that pages like these will bring the downfall to our american free nation. I am a big fan of a legislature pro internet censorship, and I would cast in the vote for your disturbing web site. Please help our youth live in a utopian but controlled society by reverting your ways. Sincerly, Alfred.
Dear Alfred,
I fully support that our youth live in a utopian society. But a society with control cannot be a utopia. Therefore I suggest your brother delve into the world of animal porn and go kart racing without further delay. To save yourself from a boring and unproductive life, you should do the same as well! Act now!
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