Where are you? On the ground In the air Denver The ocean A bubblegum factory Syracuse

Heed These Safety Procedures For The Masses!

Please Familiarize Yourself With These Safety Guidelines or Perish in Flame

The following are important safety features of the Airtoons Airboat A740 web site. Take them to heart and quit ignoring my flight attendants!



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Additional Governmental Informations

In the event of a nuclear attack, carefully heed these additional warnings!

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What Are "Airtoons" Anyway?

Parodied airline safety cards! During my college days back in '99 I was on a flight somewhere when I realized that the safety instructions in front of me had no captions. I thought to myself, "why is that guy's life jacket dispensing red licorice?!" So I decided to add some captions to the emergency evacuation instruction placards that everyone who flies the friendly skies is familiar with. I showed them to my pals, and they suggested that I build a site housing the silly plane crash pictures. So I did! Don't forget to check out today's picture of the day! Make love!

Why Do I Make "Quote Signs" With My Hands?

I don't know, but please stop.